this base was made with love for neocities user spamtonium
paragraph next to an image of pig emoji. it will wrap around the piggy due to incredible magics, i just have to write enough text for it to happen. more text more text, so much beautiful text full of bold and italics and everything else a sexy paragraph might need. wow, this thing is hefty as hell. there's not even that much dialogue in that movie to begin with! good lord. well, thanks for this. i mean, i don't know what i'm gonna - wait a minute. this isn't a script. this is a rug. and there's a... note? let me read this.
"my dearest ikea customer, if you are dissatisfied with anything you have recieved in the past twenty-four hours you may return the rug immediately." that is signed from mr. ikea himself.
P.S: this rug was made with love and signed by adam.
sorry saying "was made with love" just generated this entire quote in my head. enjoy!