header with a bg!

this base was made with love for neocities user spamtonium

paragraph next to an image of pig emoji. it will wrap around the piggy due to incredible magics, i just have to write enough text for it to happen. more text more text, so much beautiful text full of bold and italics and everything else a sexy paragraph might need. wow, this thing is hefty as hell. there's not even that much dialogue in that movie to begin with! good lord. well, thanks for this. i mean, i don't know what i'm gonna - wait a minute. this isn't a script. this is a rug. and there's a... note? let me read this.

"my dearest ikea customer, if you are dissatisfied with anything you have recieved in the past twenty-four hours you may return the rug immediately." that is signed from mr. ikea himself.

P.S: this rug was made with love and signed by adam.

sorry saying "was made with love" just generated this entire quote in my head. enjoy!

test emojis!

hi this is box one


hi this is box two


hi this is box three


hi this is Box Four: The Longer One (extended cut)